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CD Review
Sunrise: Elvis Presley, Elvis Presley, 2 CD set, BMG Records. 1989
Sunrise: Elvis Presley, Elvis Presley, 2 CD set, BMG Records. 1989
“I hate Elvis, I love Elvis,” I can
still hear the echo of my old “the projects” boy, William James Bradley, also
known as Billie, Billie from the hills, a mad demon of a kid and my best friend
down in the elementary school. We grew apart after a while, and I will tell you
why in a minute, but for a long time, a long kid time long, Billie, Billie of a
hundred dreams, Billie of fifty (at least) screw-ups made me laugh and made my
day when things were tough, like they almost always were, at my beat down broke
down family house.
You know fifty some years later
Billie was right. We hated Elvis, especially at that time when all the girls,
the young girls got weak-kneed over him and he made the older girls (and women,
some mothers even) sweat and left no room for ordinary mortal boys, “the
projects boys” most of all, on their “dream” card. And most especially, hard as
we tried, for brown-haired, tow-headed, blue-eyed ten, eleven and twelve year
old boys who didn’t know how to dance, or sneer. We both got pissed off at my
brother because, he looked very much like Elvis and although he had no manners,
and no time for girls, they were all following him. Christ there really is no
justice in this wicked old world.
And we loved Elvis for giving us, at
least as far as we knew then, our own music, our own "jump' and our own
jail-break from the tired old stuff we heard on the radio and television but
did not ‘”speak” to us. And for the songs that he left behind. Not the goofy,
Tin Pan Alley or somewhere like that, inspired “happy” music that went along
with his mostly maligned, and rightly so, films but the stuff from the Sun
Records days, the stuff from when he was from hunger. That, as we also from
hunger, was like a siren call to break-out and then we caught his act on television
and that was that. I probably walk “funny”, knees and hips out of whack, today
from trying way back then to pour a third-rate imitation of his moves into my
body to impress the girls.
But enough of Elvis’ place in the
pre-teen and teen rock pantheon this is after all about Billie, and Elvis’
twisted spell on the poor boy. Now you know Billie, or you should, from another
story, a story about Bo Diddley and how Billie wanted to, as a change of pace
break from the Elvis rut create his own “style.” Well, in hard, hard post-World
War II Northern white "the projects" racial animosity poor unknowing
Billie got blasted away by one of the older, more knowing boys about wanted to
emulate a n----r for his troubles.
That sent Billie, Billie from the
hills, back to Elvis pronto. See, Billie was desperate to impress the girls way
before I was aware of them, or their charms. Half, on some days, three-quarters
of our conversations (I won’t say monologues because I did get a word in
edgewise every once in a while when Billie got on one of his rants) revolved
around doing this or that, something legal something not, to impress the girls.
And that is where the “hate” part mentioned above comes in. Billie believed,
and he may still believe it today, that if only he could approximate Elvis’s
looks, look, stance, and substance that all the girls would be flocking to him.
Needless to say, such an endeavor
required, requires money, dough, kale, cash, moola whatever you want to call
it. And what twelve year old project boys (that’s the age time of this story,
about late 1957, early 1958) didn’t have, and didn’t have in abundance was any
of that do-re-mi. And no way to get it from missing parents, messed up parents,
or just flat out poor parents. Billie’s and mine were the later, poor as church
mice. No that‘s not right because church mice (in the way that I am using it,
and as we used it back then to signify the respectable poor who “touted” their
Catholic pious poorness as a badge of honor in this weaselly old world) would not
do, would not think about, would not even breathe the same air of what we were
about to embark on. A life of crime, kid stuff crime but I'll leave that to the
readers judgment.
See, on one of Billie’s rants he got
the idea in his head, and, maybe, it got planted there by something that he
read about Elvis (Christ, he read more about that guy that he did about anybody
else once he became an acolyte), that if he had a bunch of rings on all his
fingers the girls would give him a tumble (a tumble in those days being a hard
kiss on the lips for about twelve seconds or “copping” a little feel, and if I
have to explain that last in more detail you had better just move on). But see,
also Billie’s idea is that if he has all those rings, especially for a projects
boy then it will make his story that has set to tell easier. And that story is
none other than he wrote to Elvis (possible) and spoke man to man about his
situation (improbable) and Elvis, Elvis the king, Elvis from nowhere
Mississippi like we were from the nowhere projects, Elvis bleeding heart, had
sent him these rings to give him a start in life (outrageously impossible.)
Christ, I don’t believe old Billie came up with that story even now when I am a
million years world-weary.
But first you need the rings and as
the late honorable bank robber, Willie Sutton, said about robbing banks-that’s
where the money is-old Billie, blessed, beatified Billie, figured out, and
figured out all by himself, that if you want to be a ring stealer that you
better go to the jewelry store because that is where the rings are. Now the
reader, and rightly so, now, might ask where was his best buddy during this
time and why was he not offering wise counsel about the pitfalls of crime and
the virtues of honesty and incorruptibility. Well, when Billie got off on his
rant you just waited to see what played out but the real reason was, hell,
maybe I could get a ring for my ring-less fingers and be on my way to impress
the girls too. I think they call it, or could call it, aiding and abetting.
But enough of that superficial
moralizing. Let’s get to the jewelry store, the best one in the downtown of the
working class town we were appendaged to (literally so because it was located
on a one road in and out peninsula). We walked a couple of miles to get
there, plotting all the way. Bingo the Acme Jewelry Store(or some name like
that) jumped up at us. Billie’s was as nervous as a colt and I was not far
behind, although on this caper I am just the “stooge”, if that. I’m to wait
outside to see if John Law comes by. Okay, Billie, good luck. And strangely
enough his luck is good that day, and many days after, although those days
after were not ring days. That day though his haul was five rings. Five shaky
rings, shaky hands Billie, as we walked, then started running, away from the
down town area. When we got close to home we stopped near the beach where we
lived to see up close what the rings looked like. Billie yelled, “Damn.” And
why did he yell that word. Well, apparently in his terror (his word to me) at
getting caught he just grabbed what was at hand. And what was at hand were five
women’s rings. Now, how are you going to impress girls, ten, eleven or twelve
year old girls, even if as naïve as us, and maybe more so, that Elvis is you
bosom buddy and you are practically his only life-line adviser with five
women’s rings? Damn, damn is right.
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