***Out In The Be-Bop 1950s Night- “Ain’t Got No Time For
Corner Boys Down In The Street Making All That Noise”- Doc’s Drugstore
From The Pen Of Frank Jackman
It wasn’t all be-bop night, rock ‘n’
roll sock hop, midnight drifter, midnight sifter, low-rider, hard-boiled corner
boy 1950s life in old down and out working class dregs North Adamsville. Not at
all. But a lot of it was, a lot that bespoke of the early phases of American
deindustrialization that ripped apart the Midwest iron bowl in the 1980s, although
we would not have called that then, if we had been aware of it even, with the
demise of the local mainstay ship-building and its associated industries (such
as small tool-making shops where my father worked, when there was work), great
world war warship shipbuilding (photographs of completed ships graced the local
Eastern Mass bus station although I heard later that the one completed ship per
day pace left such raggedy work that more ships when down from mechanical
faults that enemy firepower) and then later gigantic oil tankers (later to be
seen coming up the Fore River channel laden with its liquid cargo sailing under
foreign flags of convenience) and then, then nothing, maybe a sailboat, or a
row boat for all I know, I just don’t know more, or why (not the specifics of
the ship-building economies anyway and why they left for parts unknown)
All I know, or at least all that I
know from what I heard my father, and other fathers say, was that that ship-building
industry was the life’s blood of getting ahead, ahead in the 1950s life in that
beat down, beat up, beat thirteen ways to Sunday town (yah, I know it is only
six but it sure did seem like thirteen on some hard father unemployed days). With
no work, no prospect of work and nothing better to do the older sons of the
place turned to the corners. Set up shop famously (or maybe infamously is
better here) in front of storefronts. And so low-rider, hard-boiled corner boy,
the easy life of pinball wizardry, dime store lurid magazines, slow-drinking
Cokes (or Pepsis, but make mine local Robb’s Root Beer), draped around
mascara-eyed, heavy-breasted form-filled girls to while away the time with, and
the occasional armed robbery to break up the day, and bring in some much needed
dough held a higher place that it might have, and almost certainly would in
some new town West.
But what was a guy to do if to get
out of the house, get away from Ma’s nagging (and it was almost always Ma,
every Ma house in those days), siblings heckling, and just breathe in some
fresh air, some fresh be-bop rock corner boy air, if at all possible.
See, this is way before mall rat-dom
came into fashion corner boy life looked since the nearest mall was way too far
away to drag yourself to, and it also meant traveling through other corner boy,
other maybe not friendly corner boy lands. Yes the corner was the place to be.
But if you didn’t want to tie yourself down to some heavy felony on some soft
misty, foggy better, night by hanging around tough corner boy, Red Hickey-ruled
Harry’s Variety, or your tastes did not run to trying to cadge some pinball
games from those same toughs, or you were too young, too innocent, too poor,
too car-less or too ragamuffiny for those form-filled, Capri-panted girls with
their haunting black mascara eyes then you had to hang somewhere else, and
Doc’s, Yah, Doc’s Drugstore is where you hung out in the more innocent section
of that be-bop 1950s night.
Wait a minute I just realized that I
had better explain, and do it fast before you get the wrong idea, I am not talking
about some CVS, Rite-Aid, or Osco chain-linked, no soliciting, no trespassing,
no loitering, police take notice, run in and run out with your fistful of
drugs, legal drugs, places. Or run in for some notions or sundries, whatever
they are. No way, no way in hell would you want to hang out where old-timers
like your mothers and fathers and grandparents went to help them get well.
No this was Doc’s, Doc-owned (Yah,
Doc, Doc Adams, I think, or I think somebody told me once that he was part of
some branch of that Adams crowd, the presidential Adams crowd that used to be
big wheels in the town), Doc-operated, and Doc-ruled. And Doc let, unless it
got too crazy, kids, ordinary kids, not hard-boiled white tee-shirted corner
boys but plaid-shirted, chino pant-wearing (no I am not going to go on and on
about the cuffs, no cuffs controversy that sparked many a witless conversation,
okay, so keep reading), maybe loafers (no, inserted pennies, please, and no,
no, no, Thom McAn’s), a windbreaker against some ocean-blown windy night on
such nights, put their mark on the side walls, the side brick walls of his
establishment. And let the denizens of the Doc night (not too late night
either) put as will every self-respecting corner boy, tee-shirted or plaid,
make his mark by standing, one loafer-shod foot on the ground, and the other
knee-bent against the brick wall holding Doc’s place together. True-corner boy-dom.
Classic pose, classic memory pose.
And see, Doc, kindly, maybe slightly
mad Doc, and now that I think about it slightly girl-crazy himself maybe, let
girls, girls even hang against the wall. Old Harry’s Variety Red Hickey would
have shot one of his girls in the foot if they ever tried that stunt. Girls
were to be draped, preferably draped around Red not around Harry’s wall, brick
or not. Now, after what I just described you know that you’re into a new age
night because no way Harry, and definitely not Red (Daniel, don’t ever call him
that though) Hickey, king hell king of the low-rider night that I told you about
before, just a couple minutes ago would let some blond, real or imagined,
Capri-panted, cashmere swearing wearing (tight, very tight cashmere
sweater-wearing, if you didn’t know), boffed, bimbo (ouch, but that is what we
called them, so be it) stand around his corner even. Dames (better, right) were
for hot-rod Chevy, hard-driving, low-riding sitting on the seat next to, and
other stuff. But plaid-shirted guys (loafer-shod) liked, do you hear me Red and
Harry, liked having girls hanging with them to while away the be-bop hard night
corner boy lands.
And before you even ask, Doc’s had
not pinball machine and no pinball wizards (as far as I remember, although a
couple of guys and a girl were crackerjack bowlers). But see, Doc’s had the
things that mattered, mattered for plaid-shirted guys with a little dough
(their allowances, no snickering please for any hard-boiled readers, or poor
ones) in their pockets, and lust chaste lust maybe, in their hearts. Doc’s had
a soda fountain, one, and, two, a juke box. Where the heck do you think we
heard a zillion times all those songs from back then that I keep telling you
about? Come on now, smarten up.
And, of course if you have corner
boys, even nice corner boys, you have to have a king hell king corner boy. Red,
Red Hickey understood that instinctively, and acted on it, whip chain in hand.
Other boys in other corners acted on it in that same spirit, although not that
crudely. And corner boy king, Doc’s Drugstore corner boy king, Brian
Pennington, plaid-shirted king of the soft-core corner boy night acted on that
same Red premise. How Brian (“Bri” to most of us) came to be king corner boy is
a good story, a good story about how a nowhere guy (a my characterization
nowhere guy) used a little influence to get ahead in this wicked old world. Red
did it by knocking heads around and was the last man standing, accepting his
“crown” from his defeated cronies. Brian took a very different route.
Now I don’t know every detail of his
conquest because I only touched the edges of his realm, and of his crowd, as I
was moving out of the neighborhood thralldom on to other things, Frankie,
Francis Xavier Riley, scribe things. Apparently Doc had a granddaughter, a nice
but just then wild granddaughter whom Doc was very fond of as grandfathers will
be. And of course he was concerned about the wildness, especially as she was
coming of age, and nothing but catnip (and bait) for Red and his corner boys if
Doc didn’t step in and bring Brian into the mix. Now, no question, Brian was a
sharp dresser of the faux-collegiate type that was just starting to come into
its own in that 1960s first minute. This time of the plaid shirts was a wave
that spread, and spread quickly, among those kids from working- class families
that were still pushing forward on the American dream, and maybe encouraging
their kids to take college courses at North Adamsville High, and maybe wind up
in that burgeoning college scene that everybody kept talking about as the way
out.
Brian was no scholar, christ he was
no scholar, although he wasn’t a dunce either. At least he had enough sense to
see which way things were going, for public consumption anyway, and put on this
serious schoolboy look. That sold Doc, who had been having conversations with
Brian when he came into the drugstore with books in one arm, and a girl on the
other. I’ll give you the real low-down sometime about how book-worthy,
book-worshipping Brian really was. Let me just relate to you this tidbit for
now. One day, one school vacation day, Brian purposefully knocked the books out
of my hands that I had borrowed when I was coming out of the Thomas Crane
Public Library branch over on Atlantic Avenue (before it moved to Norfolk
Downs) and yelled at me, “bookworm.” Like I didn’t know that already. But
enough about that because this is about Brian's rise, not mine. Somehow Brian
and Lucy, Doc’s granddaughter came together, and without going into all the
details that like I said I don’t really know anyway, they hit it off. And see,
this is where Brian’s luck really held out, from that point on not only did
Brian get to hang his loafer-ed shoe on Doc’s brick wall but he was officially,
no questions asked, the king of that corner boy night. That’s how I heard the
story and that seems about right because nobody ever challenged him on it, not
that I heard.
Now like I mentioned before, Doc’s
was a magnet for his juke box-filled soda fountain and that drew a big crowd at
times, especially after school when any red-blooded kid, boy or girl, needed to
unwind from the pressure-cooker of high school, especially we freshmen who not
only had to put up with the carping teachers, but any upper classman who
decided, he or she, to prank a frosh. That’s my big connection with Doc’s, that
after school minute freshman year, but, and here I am getting my recollections
second-hand, Doc’s was also a coming-of-age place for more than music, soft ice
cream, and milk shakes. This is also the place where a whole generation of
neighborhood boys, and through them, the girls as well had their first taste of
alcohol.
How you say? Well, Brian, remember
Brian, now no longer with Lucy (she went off to a private finishing school and
drifted from the scene) but was still Doc’s boy, Doc’s savior boy, and somehow
conned old Doc into giving him his first bottle of booze. Not straight up,
after all Brian was underage but Bri said it was, wink, wink, for his
grandmother. Now let me explain, in those days in the old neighborhood, and
maybe all over, a druggist could, as medicine, sell small bottles of hard liquor
out of his shop legally. The standard for getting the prescription wasn’t too
high apparently, and it was a neighborhood drugstore and so you could (and this
I know from personal experience) tell Doc it was for dear old grandma, and
there you have it. Known grandma tee-totalers and their grand kids would be out
of the loop on this one but every self-respecting grandma had a “script” with
Doc. Now Doc knew, had to know, about this con, no question, because he always
had a chuckle on him when this came up. And he had his own Doc standards- no
one under sixteen (and he was sharp on that) and no girls. So many a night the
corner boys around Doc’s were probably more liquored up that Red and his boys
ever were. Nice, right?
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