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In The Be-Bop 1960s Night- The Time Of Frankie’s Carnival Time
An old man walked, walked haltingly
down a North Adamsville street, maybe Hancock Street, or maybe a street just
off of it, maybe a long street like West Main Street, he has forgotten which
exactly in the time between his walking and his telling me his story. A street
near the high school anyway, North Adamsville High School, where he had graduated
from back in the mist of time, the 1960s mist of time. A time when he was
known, far and wide, as the king, the king hell king, if the truth be known, of
the schoolboy be-bop night. And headquartered himself, properly headquartered himself
as generations of schoolboy king hell kings had done previously, at Salducci’s
Pizza Parlor as was his due as the reigning schoolboy king of the night. But
that schoolboy corner boy king thing is an old story, an old story strictly for
cutting up old torches, according to the old man, Frankie, yes, Francis Xavier
Riley, as if back from the dead, and not fit, not fit by a long shot for what
he had to tell me about his recent “discovery,” and its meaning.
Apparently as Frankie, let us skip
the formalities and just call him Frankie, walked down that nameless, maybe
unnamable street he was stricken by sight of a sign on a vagrant telephone pole
announcing that Jim Byrd’s Carnival and Traveling Show was coming to
town and setting up tent at the Veteran’s Stadium in the first week in June,
this past June, for the whole week. And seeing this sign, this vagrant sign on
this vagrant telephone pole, set off a stream of memories from when the king
hell king of the schoolboy corner boy night was so enthralled with the idea of
the “carny” life, of this very Jim Byrd’s Carnival and Traveling Show carnival
life, that he had plans, serious plans, to run away, run away with it when it
left town.
Under this condition, and of course
there was always a condition: if Ma Riley, or Pa Riley if it came to it,
although Pa was usually comfortably ensconced in the Dublin Pub over on
Sagamore Street and was not a big factor in Frankie’s life when it came time
for him to make his mark as king hell king, just bothered him one more time,
bothered about what was never specified at least to me. Of course they never
did, or Frankie never let on that they did, bother him enough to force the
issue, and therefore never forced him on the road. But by then he was into being
the corner boy king so that dream must have faded, like a lot of twelve year
old dreams.
In any case rather than running away
with the carnival Frankie served his high school corner boy term as king hell
king, went to college and then to law school, ran a successful mid-sized law
practice, raised plenty of kids and political hell and never looked back. And
not until he saw that old-time memory sign did he think of regrets for not
having done what he said that “he was born for.” And rather than have the
reader left with another in the endless line of cautionary tales, or of two
roads, one not taken tales, or any of that, Frankie, Frankie in his own words,
wants to expand on his carnival vision reincarnation and so we will let him speak
:
Who knows when a kid first gets the
carnival bug, maybe it was down in cradle times hearing the firecrackers in the
heated, muggy Fourth Of July night when in old, old time North Adamsville a
group of guys, a group of guys called the “Associates,” mainly Dublin Pub guys,
and at one time including my father, Joe Riley, Senior, grabbed some money from
around the neighborhood. And from the local merchants like Doc over at Doc’s
Drug Store, Mario over at Estrella’s Grocery Store, Mac, owner of the Dublin
Pub, and always, always, Tonio, owner of Salducci’s Pizza Parlor. What they did
with this money was to hire a small time, usually very small time, carnival
outfit, something with a name like Joe’s Carny, or the like, maybe with a
merry-go-round, some bumping cars, a whip thing, a few one-trick ponies, and
ten or twelve win-a-doll-for-your-lady tents. On the side maybe a few fried
dough, pizza, sausage and onions kind of eateries, with cotton candy to top it
off. And in a center tent acts, clown acts, trapeze acts with pretty girls
dangling every which way, jugglers, and the like. Nothing fancy, no three-ring
circus, or monster theme amusement park to flip a kid’s head stuff. Like I say
small time, but not small time enough to not enflame the imagination of every
kid, mainly every boy kid, but a few girls too if I remember right, with
visions of setting up their own show.
Or maybe it was when this very same
Jim Byrd, a dark-haired, dark-skinned (no, not black, not in 1950s North
Adamsville, christ no, but maybe a gypsy or half-gypsy, if that is possible), a
friendly guy, slightly wiry, a slightly side-of-his-mouth-talking guy just like
a lawyer, who actually showed me some interesting magic tricks when I informed
him, aged eight, that I wanted to go “on the road” with him first brought his
show to town. Brought it to Veteran’s Stadium then too. That’s when I knew that
that old time Associates thing, that frumpy Fourth of July
set-up-in-a-minute-thing-and-then-gone was strictly amateur stuff. See Jim’s Carny
had a Ferris wheel, Jim had a Mini-Roller Coaster, and he had about twenty-five
or thirty win-a-doll, cigarettes, teddy bears, or candy tents. But also
shooting galleries, gypsy fortune-telling ladies with daughters with black hair
and laughing eyes selling roses, or the idea of roses. And looking very foxy,
the daughters that is, although I did not know what foxy was then. Oh yah, sure
Jim had the ubiquitous fried dough, sausage and onion, cardboard pizza stuff
too. Come on now this was a carnival, big time carnival, big time to an eight-
year old carnival. Of course he had that heartburn
food. But what set Jim’s operation off was that central tent. Sure, yawn, he
had the clowns, tramp clowns, Clarabelle clowns, what have you, and the
jugglers, juggling everything but mainly a lot of whatever it was they were
juggling , and even the acrobats, bouncing over each other like rubber balls.
The big deal, the eight- year old big deal though, was the animals, the real
live tigers and lions that performed in a cage in center stage with some blonde
safari-weary tamer doing the most incredible tricks with them. Like, well, like
having them jump through hoops, and flipping over each other and the trainer
too. Wow.
But now that I think about it
seriously the real deal of the carny life was neither the
Associates or Jim Byrd’s, although after I tell you about this Jim’s would
enter into my plans because that was the carnival, the only carnival I knew, to
run away with. See what really got me going
was down in Huntsville, a town on the hard ocean about twenty miles from
North Adamsville, there was what would now be called nothing but an old-time
amusement park, a park like you still might see if you went to Seaside Heights
down on the Jersey shore. This park, this Wild Willie’s Amusement Park, was the
aces although as you will see not a place to run away to since everything
stayed there, summer open or winter closed. I was maybe nine or ten when I
first went there but the story really hinges on when I was just turning twelve,
you know, just getting ready to make my mark on the world, the world being
girls. Yes, that kind of turning twelve.
But nine or twelve this Wild
Willie’s put even Jim Byrd’s show to shame. Huge roller-coasters (yes, the
plural is right, three altogether), a wild mouse, whips, dips, flips and very
other kind of ride, covered and uncovered, maybe fifteen or twenty, all based
on the idea of trying to make you scared, and want to go on again, and again to
“conquer” that scared thing. And countless win things (yah, cigarettes, dolls,
teddy bears, candy, and so on in case you might have forgotten). I won’t even
mention that hazardous to your health but merciful, fried dough, cardboard
pizza (in about twenty flavors), sausage and onions, cotton candy and salt
water taffy because, frankly I am tired of mentioning it and even a flea circus
or a flea market today would feel compelled to offer such treats so I will move
on.
What it had that really got me
going, at first anyway, was about six pavilions worth of pinball machines, all
kinds of pinball machines just like today there are a zillion video games at
such places. But what these pinball machines had (beside alluring come-hither and
spend some slot machine dough on me pictures of busty young women on the faces
of the machines) were guys, over sixteen year old teenage guys, mainly, some
older, some a lot older at night, who could play those machines like wizards,
racking up free games until the cows came home. I was impressed, impressed to
high heaven. And watching them, watching them closely were over sixteen- year
old girls, some older, some a lot older at night, who I wondered, wondered at
when I was nine but not at twelve, might not be interfering with their pinball
magic. Little did I know then that the pinball wizardry was for those sixteen
year old, some older, some a lot older girls.
But see, if you didn’t already know,
nine or twelve-year old kids were not allowed to play those machines. You had
to be sixteen (although I cadged a few free games left on machines as I got a
little older, and I think the statute of limitations has run out on this crime
so I can say I was not sixteen years or older). So I gravitated toward the skee
ball games located in one of those pinball pavilions, games that anybody six to
sixty or more could play. You don’t know skees. Hey where have you been? Skee,
come on now. Go over to Seaside Heights on the Jersey shore, or Old Orchard up
on the Maine coast and you will have all the skees you want, or need. And if
you can’t waggle your way to those hallowed spots then I will give a little
run-down. It’s kind of like bowling, candle-pin bowling (small bowling balls
for you non-New Englanders) with a small ball and it’s kind of like archery or
darts because you have to get the balls, usually ten or twelve to a game, into
tilted holes.
The idea is to get as high a score
as possible, and in amusement park land after your game is over you get coupons
depending on how many points you totaled. And if you get enough points you can
win, well, a good luck rabbit’s foot, like I won for Karen stick-girl one time (a
stick girl was a girl who didn’t yet have a shape, a womanly shape, and maybe
that word still is used, okay), one turning twelve-year old time, who thought I
was the king of the night because I gave her one from my “winning,” and maybe
still does. Still does think I am king of the hill. But a guy, an old corner
boy guy that I knew back then, a kind of screwy guy who hung onto my tail at
Salducci’s like I was King Solomon, a guy named Markin who hung around me from middle
school on, already wrote that story once. Although he got one part wrong, the
part about how I didn’t know right from left about girls and gave this Karen
stick girl the air when, after showering her with that rabbit’s foot, she
wanted me to go with her and sit on the old seawall down at Huntsville Beach
and according to Markin I said no-go. I
went, believe me I went, and we both practically had lockjaw for two weeks
after we got done. But you know how stories get twisted when third parties who
were not there, had no hope of being there, and had questionable left from
right girl knowledge themselves start their slanderous campaigns on you. Yes,
you know that scene, I am sure.
So you see, Karen stick and lockjaw
aside, I had some skill at skees, and the way skees and the carny life came
together was when, well let me call her Gypsy Love, because like the name of
that North Adamsville vagrant telephone pole street where I saw the Byrd’s
carnival in town sign that I could not remember the name of I swear I can’t, or
won’t remember hers. All I remember is that jet-black long hair, shiny
dark-skinned glean (no, no again, she was not black, christ, no way, not in
1950s Wild Willie’s, what are you kidding me?), that thirteen-year old winsome
smile, half innocent, half-half I don’t know what, that fast-forming girlish
womanly shape and those laughing, Spanish gypsy black eyes that would haunt a
man’s sleep, or a boy’s. And that is all I need to remember, and you too if you
have any imagination. See Gypsy Love was the daughter of Madame La Rue, the
fortune-teller in Jim Byrd’s carnival. I met her in turning twelve time when
she tried to sell me a rose, a rose for my girlfriend, my non-existent just then
girlfriend. Needless to say I was immediately taken with her and told her that
although I had no girlfriend I would buy her a rose.
And that, off and on, over the next year is where we bounced
around in our “relationship.” One day I was down at Wild Willie’s and I spotted
her and asked her why she wasn’t on the road with Jim Byrd’s show. Apparently
Madame LaRue had had a falling out with Jim, quit the traveling show and landed
a spot at Wild Willie’s. And naturally Gypsy Love followed mother, selling flowers
to the rubes at Wild Willie’s. So naturally, naturally to me, I told Gypsy Love
to follow me over to the skees and I would win her a proper prize. And I did, I
went crazy that day. A big old lamp for her room. And Gypsy Love asked me,
asked me very nicely thank you, if I wanted to go down by the seawall and sit
for a while. And let’s get this straight, no third party who wasn’t there, no
wannbe there talk, please, I followed her, followed her like a lemming to the
sea. And we had the lockjaw for a month afterward to prove it. And you say, you
dare to say I was not born for that life, that carnival life. Ha.
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